The Deal
What’s the deal with boys? This is the girliest question I have ever asked. But, seriously, I need to know.
My best friend Julia asked this question recently in her blog. I would like to field the question, if I may.
The Deal with Boys
We boys are a complicated breed. But I can break down our decision making influences fairly easily by age.
0-5 Whatever our Mother says is Law
5-10 Whatever our Father says is Law
10-13 Whatever Stone Cold Steve Austin says is Law.
13-21 Whatever our…how to put it… reproductive organ says is Law
21-23 Whatever our Spouse says is Law
23-30 Whatever we want to say is Law, damn it. What if I don’t want to spend my Saturday at Pottery Barn? I have rights too!
30-65 Whatever our Spouse says is Law
65-80 All decisions are made based on current state of bladder control
80-Death I make my own Laws, damn it. I don’t need people! At one point, I made my own people! And I could make more too if I wanted to! But I can’t seem to do it anymore! Plus, my wife has some fairly good suggestions every once in a while.
So what I suggest to Julia, is find out the age of the boy which confuses you and act according to this helpful chart.
